Most Awkward Date?

[Claire DeLaLune]

The episode with the kid! I went on a date with a man who brought his four year old. And the kid kept asking me, are you my new mommy? The dad just smiled and laughed it off. So weird.

[Becky4real]

I have had to start a new policy of not dating dads, too many freaky experiences!

[LeBronfan]

I am a dad and I get the best pussy ever.

[Becky4real]

@LeBronfan Gross! You just solidified my decision.

[Cupcake]

These girls are so funny. They remind me of Broad City, except classier.

[Blighty Expat]

@Cupcake No, they remind me of Ab Fab. They are so Edina and Patsy.

[ComedyBuff]

What is Ab Fab?

[Blighty Expat]

Absolutely Fabulous. A British sitcom from the 90ies.

[firstSparkles20]

I was on a date with a guy and his credit card was declined. Turns out his wife had cancelled because she knew he was cheating on her ass.

[Meghan T]

That makes no sense, how do you know why his card was declined?

[firstSparkles20]

@Meghan T He explained it to me after it happened again on another date.

[Meghan T]

@firstSparkles20 WTF? You went out with him again. You deserve what you get.

[Pearl]

@MeghanT Agreed. Don’t pain red flags green.

[Htlover]

I had no idea Mark Valley could be funny..

[ToddLawyer]

What are these girls complaining about? I think these girls just need a good lay, I’ll sort them out.

[Dancediva]

That dildo is too big to go in anyone’s ass that fast.

[Priscilla]

@Dancediva Haha! That dildo episode killed me! So funny!

[Karen]

My friend sent me an episode, I binged them all. So funny!

[Susan D]

My ex-husband told me he was raped. It was a very hard thing to hear even after being together for a long time. I don’t think anyone should say that on a first date.

[Felix A]

“I want you to try these ball.” Haha!

[Rico F]

I just found a video of Vanessa’s breast burning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDC4IN7QnZ0

[Tammy]

@RicoF That is sick! And, btw, not funny.

[Rico F]

@Tammy It wasn’t meant to be funny.

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